Thursday, August 11, 2011

Crappy Housewife Tip of the Day

Always apologize for the state of your house to guests BEFORE they see it. They will inevitably make a blanket statement accepting the mess, "Oh that's okay, my house is messy, too." Once they see your house, and realize that it is messy beyond their wildest imaginations, it's too late to be judgmental. They already said they didn't mind.


  1. Bwaaa haa ha ha ha! This might be my favourite yet :)

  2. This is my LIFE! And you posted it on my birthday! Sweet!