Crappy Housewife Tip of the Day

Make friends with the adult children of former crappy housewives. They don't judge you for your house and picking up after a crappy housewife is second nature to them. You might find that your house is a little cleaner every time they leave. (The latter does not apply to children who have gone on to become crappy housewives themselves, but they still won't judge your house.)

(Submitted by the web-gnome.)